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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:23

So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
No go.
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds